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August 10, 2008 04:19PM
hell o, I think when I write a blog I'm writing to about 3 people but nevermind everyone is busy I guess...
First of all is it fair for a coldplay song to sound good after the 1400 listen? Second off I really don't like Paramore and I think what's her face is one gap toothed ugly minge but she probably thinks I look like a newts chewed up testicle... anyway I wish I could sing Misery Business (with good reason) haha that sounds really tragic but I usually lose out to some untercunter with a personality like a plastic dildo that wasn't made properly.
Having said that I had an uber cute moment with a cantonese boy who works next door to me, his whole family own the place and because I think some english people can be fucking bastards to other nationalities I'm always polite as and so I always say hello to them and well it's paid off because now all 5 of his sons fancy me hehehe but anyway we went for takeaway well ok I mainly went because Bernard and dude threatened to shove my arm up my ass if I didn't introduce the one I like so we went and we were just talking to his daddy about Cantonese and China and stuff and then all the family started squealing about me working next door and saying 'you wanna meet him' and I'm like er I only came for takeaway but ok then...anyway they were saying you wanna meet mr (oh shit I've forgotten his name) er mr haha or whatever and he came through and it was the wrong one so I told him to go away in a fun way and anyway when the proper one didnt come through I said I'd write him a note so I put hello, I came to see you xxx (what kind of a lame assed creepy message was that?????) and now I feel like a real dickhead and I'm gonna be so humiliated tomorrow seeing him!!!! but who knows, I'm staying optimistic because I hardly ever am
Anyway other than that life really does fucking suck at the moment, ok so I am still alive and I can still use a dildo if I need to but thats not the point I dont want to live like a limpet dildo user!!!!! I deserve more than that! anyway my dogs are dying quite literally and people close to me couldn't be further from me and then there's the whole business of me having lost out to one of those fucking bitches I mentioned earlier not that there was ever a -100% chance anyway and then I blubbed to my sister about how shit it is and it's not like she doesn't have the same shit and anyway I wanna apologise to her on here aswell and let her know and me know that I will try be more optimistic and even if we r never lucky in love or get what we really really want then fucking hell we'll get as close as, men aren't everything anyway (this is no disrespect to all my male friends, you're my pals for very good reasons this is about specific men)
but anywway that's that and if there weren't people like us in the world then the lucky people wouldn't seem so jammy they'd just get what everyone else got
so ja ne and take care all
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May 22, 2008 01:22PM
Hell o, this goes out to the two people who will probably read this blog...first off my sister just said something funny we have this 13 secrets to Japanese speaking success or something and they have this guide to pulling a native totty so your language can improve (what a slimy way of basically saying 'how to fuck some local totty') anyway back to the point and they point out parts of the body you'll need to compliment but unfortunately bcos we like girly boys we'd have to apply the points of how to pull a woman! well except the full breasts bit but then again someone everyone knows of on this site has really cute man boobies on some shots...
Right so on with the slaughter, my week at work: I seem to always be at work, even when I'm at home I'm at work because I'm fretting about what a little turd Malik fuckaphant is gonna be! I'm fed up of being given the 'shitdog' jobs to do, he's like 'you don't have anything better to do with your time on Earth go open the door for me so I can slime through like the king shit worm I am' ok that wasn't a serious example but my point is that whilst I feel down about being in a no-brainer job with absolutely no future promotions to look forward to while I work there the last thing I need is for him to keep hammering home just what a shitty job it is and just what a dickhead I must be for working there still. So I came a few steps closer to quitting again today but obviously I haven't so I'll just continue to whine for a while.
More misery: I have had a mini fall out with someone on this site for really inexplicable reasons, we were cool with each other n then I didn't reply to one of their PM's not intentionally being a cunt I want you to understand and then after that they've had a pickle and we were talking then we argued and it all got outta hand and then I sent them my pic and then they ignored it so it's like 'cheers for that' I'm not worlds most fucking confident when it comes to my looks so that was shitty. Anyway I don't give 100% of a fuck because it's their loss.
Moving on: totty. Me and my sister have rekindled our relationship with Japanese and definately Japanese men, we went off it for a while because our new Japanese language tutor scared us with just how intense a language Japanese really is!! Not just that but this shit cake who attends the same lesson as us 'Rick the prick' for true English eloquence was there with his slimy balding head and a sense of humour he dug up from the cemetery for 'bastards who died miserable' making out to our teacher that we (well ok he meant he) are/(is) all so awesome we could move there tomorrow so she sped up the course and it just got really bad after that! So anyway back to the afore mentioned point we have been watching the ever-so-gorgeous Masanobu Ando hmmmm creamalicious (see my default picture for knicker wetting special effects). He's not strictly out n out beautiful and his face is rather animated but ther's something so hot and mesmerising about him escpecially when he's Kiriyama! *squeal*
Ryuhei Matsuda is another bit of totty, he looks fairly gay but it's his effeminate beauty that makes him, that and the evil as fuck 'I'm gonna rip your heart out your ass n eat it' intent in his eyes and the wicked sneer that plays on his lips! Things that make u go 'SIIIIIIIIIIIM' (pronounced sing - it's Portuguese for yes). So yeah we've been really focusing on Japanese as you can tell!
End credits: my boss is an arsehead and I know so many other people suffer with the same problem so I guess I can deal.
- people who upset me, please don't be jerks I make an awesome pal and you'll be sorry if I'm not yours.
- Japanese totty - oh pleassssssse snub those beautiful, petite, golden skinned, silken haired, eloquent, other worldy beings that are Japanese girls and have this minging, lanky sometimes frumpy, pasty skinned, drab haired, shit rough, outer worldy (and we're talking Zorgian) westerner - did I mention I make an even better girlfriend than Venus?!!?!?
haha! Just kidding
OK thanks for reading and good luck in your life
xxxx
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May 05, 2008 09:07AM
Hell o, this is my post about the new Halloween movie - I detest it and I can't die happily until I've said this.
First off the original Michael Myers is terrifying! He's got amazing presence and he's every inch the unrepenting psycho, he's gotta be one of the best fictional serial killers ever! He's got awesome wild black hair which is pure animalistic sexiness and under those overalls I imagine he has the body of Matt Heafy during ascendency (I think he looks skinnier now or he did when we met him and I had a squiz during our photo hehe)...
so n e way yeah so the new Michael Myers;
as a kid he is just a typical grungy, pig faced, angsty youth who could star in an early Silverchair video and I'm so bored of that typical 'fucked up family' image that he's got it's like they couldn't think of a way to justify his anger so they'll give him a really bad family who are justifiably killed because they fuck each other and the mom's a stripper and yaaaawn...sorry I fell asleep!
(sorry I have to cut in - my sister n berny have just bought me a Big Mac - hell yeah!!!!!!!)
so we see Michael in jail slowly declining and more shots of Sheri Moon who was only cast because Robert Zombie can't fart without her pole dancing about it!!!
and then we come onto Dr Loomis - once again the original man was cool, he was eerie and poetical about Michael Myers which I thought was a real beautifying the beast situation (yeah that's a good way to put it) but the new one was just tryna outdo him!! He was there with all his arty farty Shakesperean waffle, just laying it on way too thick and seen as how the film was actually shallow and lame it really grated! Not just that but when he meets Myers and he's about to kill Laurie why would he stop to talk to Myers about whether or not he's still on his macrobiotic diet?!?! You'd shoot him in the fucking eye! Nooo not LOOMIS he reasons with him then gets his own eyes put through his arse!!!! I'm really glad he died.
Now we talk about grown up Michael - why has he grown up to look like the love child of Tripple H the wrestler and Corey (I mean cos he looks like a metaller)?!!? They couldn't rely on his evil to give him stature oh no he had to be physically big n fuck off well I don't buy it and I especially don't buy Tripple H in masks the kids make at my local art gallery on saturday afternoon! We saw too much of Michael Myers lumbering around and making home contacts like remembering where he left his favourite pan set! I don't wana know where my serial killer is or when he goes to the toilet - I want suspense and fucking suprise when he pops up n stabs the annoying shitpipes (his victims) in the shitpipe!!
So anyway the last rant about this film is the teenage girls - I hate whiny teenagers who put on that gravely sound a bit like a bubbling fart in their throats everytime they wanna sound sexy. Also I thought Laurie was supposed to be different to her mates? Glasses don't make you look intelligent and she could see pretty fucking well when she wasn't wearing em don't ya think?
Anyway I don't wana make it too long so please understand that this movie is only ok if you like lame brain, shallow, shit - good luck to ya.
sayonara
*squiz*
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